Hello! This is "Hayate No Gotoku!"
The last episode ended with a bombshell revelation!
Could it be a trap?
I love all kinds of liquor, but sweet sake is the best.
Who is this mysterious beauty?
Night two is full of mystery.
I'm sure it'll be quite exciting!
Sweet sake is delicious.
Also, we'll finally unveil the opening sequence
Sweet sake is even good frozen.
we've worked so hard on!
You can treasure each frame.
Now, please enjoy night two of "Hayate No Gotoku!"
Ayasaki-kun, Ayasaki-kun. Want some sweet sake?
Um... No.
Too bad!
It's all gone, anyway!
Actually, teacher,
I think there's still some sweet sake over there.
What, really? Yay!
We got her?
Yeah, we did.
Katsura-chan.
Let's bury her a bit more.
Good idea.
Let's start the show!
I'm...
I'm Ruri Tsugumi.
I'm Nagi Sanzenin's
little sister!
Hey! Why did you close the door?
At least listen to me!
Hey! Hey, I said! Hey! Come on!
What's going on?
Not sure...
Hey, Hayate!
Some weirdo's at the door!
Huh? Pardon?
A weirdo?
Whoa! You're still here?
Friend of yours?
Um... Well...
I... I'm... Nagi Sanzenin's...
She claims she's your little sister
and followed us home last night.
Little sister?
I was my mom's only child.
Then she must be your half sister.
Half sister?
Do we really need a back story like that now?
Saying that to me won't...
Um... I'm...
And if we have to do a back story,
wouldn't making her your sister be a better twist?
Like, have 12 girls show up calling you "Big Brother"!
No one would buy that storyline now.
People will wonder how many years ago this happened!
It's as impossible as a Buddha getting angry.
Well, anyway.
She says she's my sister, but...
Let's just have breakfast for now.
Sure.
We have egg muffin sandwiches.
W-Wait a second...
Um... I...
Oh? You're still...
Um... Would you mind... listening for just a bit...
Huh?
Listen, you can't be mean to little girls.
No, you can't!
(CAGRI)ostro no... Shiro (LOL)
So, what does my self-professed little sister,
the Currently Assumed Generic Relationship Indicator, want?
I'm not your "self-professed" sister! I'm actually her!
What's all that "Currently Assumed" stuff?
(LOL)
Then, "little sister (LOL)."
That's worse! I'm not a joke!
You make it sound like I'm stupid!
You aren't?
Don't call me stupid!
So...
What's your agenda?
Huh? Agenda?
Yes, the reason you're here.
You have one, right?
I... I'm here because...
We're family and I wanted to meet...
No.
I don't wanna hear excuses.
You're here for a particular reason, right?
I don't need to keep hearing you're my sister.
I believe you.
But now what?
You're my sister. So what?
You're my sister. Now what do you want?
Um... Uh...
Take your time. Choose your words wisely.
If you don't answer correctly...
Hayate will break your neck!
No!
I wouldn't do that.
In any case, I don't have an agenda!
As your sister, I wanted to...
Oh, my sister.
Do you have any proof that you're my sister?
Um... No... I never met my dad,
and I don't have any photos...
And my mom died...
Mother?
Who's your mother? Where was she from?
Um... Well...
I don't have any other relatives,
but then I found out about you...
I really just wanted to meet my family and...
It's out of love! Only love!
Hm. I see.
Huh?
Do you have a place to stay?
No, I don't.
Then I'll prepare one for you.
Really?
Wait for me in the hall.
Okay, I'll wait. I'll wait!
Based on her behavior,
I don't think she's your sister.
Well, I'm not too sure.
After talking with her, there's about a 3% chance she is my sister.
Huh?
Yeah, about 3%.
I've never met him, but it's possible that my stupid father
had an affair before he died that
resulted in a child...
Do you know something that'd
make that scenario likely?
Well, maybe.
Huh?
So are we letting her stay in the mansion?
Yes. Because...
Ruri Tsugumi.
Hey!
You came to me claiming to be my sister
so you'd be accepted here
and get a chance to look for something in the mansion, right?
N-No! It's not like that!
Don't lie.
You looked quite relieved when I said you could stay.
But I never go back on my word, so I have a room for you.
The perfect room for someone like you...
Amaaaaazing
Graaaaace...
How...
Amaaaaazing
Shut up!
Graaaaaace...!
What did you do that for all of a sudden?!
That's my line!
What's with the crazed, half-assed singing?
Does it matter?
Yes, it does!
Think of how bummed the drawing staff must be!
What're you talking about?
Hey, now.
I was getting a good laugh out of her comic musical number.
Don't stop her!
A good laugh?!
It wasn't meant to be funny.
Anyway, I brought over a new tenant.
A new tenant?
And who is this?
My little sister (currently assumed), Ruri Tsugumi.
Sister?
You have a sister, Nagi-chan?
Yeah. She buzzed over this morning.
Sisters don't swarm like mosquitoes, do they?
Who're you calling a mosquito?!
So that's about it.
Have a good life, now.
You take care of the rest, Hayate.
Uh-huh.
What? No, wait a sec!
You're just leaving the rest to him? That's it?
Yeah, that's it.
I couldn't care less if you're my sister or not.
You take care.
W-Wait.
Big sister!
What... was that?
Please! I want you to hear me out, big sister.
B-Big sister?
Yes. You're my big sister, so...
I'm not going to be swayed by endearments!
Hey, wait! Big sister!
Connecting
Theater
Part A
Sharna-chan. Sharna-chan. Fumi is growing up.
I'd like to get dressed up and stroll around town.
Yes, Fumi-chan.
Technically, you are a girl, Fumi-chan.
How do you want to dress?
What sort of look?
Oh, uh... I'm thinking
I'd like to look like the chief cabinet secretary.
That will be a steep hill to climb.
Oh, a butterfly!
Connecting
Theater
Part B
Sharna-chan, Sharna-chan.
Fumi is growing up.
I would like to get a cute pet.
Yes, pets are cute.
What kind of pets have you had in the past?
A custard roll.
I see. It must have been cute.
Oh, a Countach!
Time is cruel.
Your face, your voice...
become sand and spill from my hands.
Pitifully fragile,
and sadly fickle.
But I will continue to search
for that which was lost beyond time.
I will wander forever...
I will continue my search.
As long as I hold this last grain of sand.
Ah. Where are you now?
Do you have proof that you're my sister?
I never met my dad,
and I don't have any photos...
Not even one...
Wait! Wait for me, big sister!
Let me go!
You have no business calling me "big sister"!
Don't be like that, big sister!
Is this okay?
Well, she certainly doesn't look dangerous.
Ugh! Let me go!
This explains the saying: "There's no battle unless
both parties are on the same level."
What?
Hello, Kayura-san!
Yes, hello.
You've really grown quite weak, Nagi.
What?
One day, without any warning, your stepsister appears.
But all you do is fight against this delicious new development!
And you call yourself an aspiring manga artist
who aims to sell one trillion comic books?!
I can't believe you're not taking full
advantage of this wildly interesting twist!
She always has such silly reasoning.
Uh, yeah.
I see!
You're absolutely correct.
She's accepted it.
Manga maniacs think so differently.
Okay, I get it. I'll give you a chance.
A chance?
Right.
If you claim to be my sister,
you must have some skill.
If not, you're in deep trouble.
For example, I, Nagi Sanzenin,
possess tremendous skills that make me the perfect superhuman!
A perfect superhuman who can't handle basic skills
like sleeping and waking early.
A perfect superhuman who's not very athletic.
Everyone shut up!
So if you claim to be my sister, then you'd
better show me some crazy skill.
If you do, then I might be somewhat interested in you.
O-Okay.
I, Ruri Tsugumi, will accept my sister's challenge!
So, what can you do, Tsugumi-san?
Well...
Oh! I know what I'm good at!
Oh? What is it?
Systema!
Huh?
Systema?
What?
S-Systema?
Yes!
What's that?
Listen, Systema is...
A type of martial art invented
by the Russian Special Forces for close quarter combat.
Today, it's considered the most intense martial art in history!
Really?
Is that right?
But you were yelling like crazy yesterday...
Anyone taken for a ride like that
would be scared, even if you're a Systema master!
Even a mammoth would be reduced to tears!
Well, I suppose so.
But can you really do Systema?
What just happened?
That was Systema. The hand-to-hand,
close combat martial art of modern warfare!
W-Wow!
You were so flexible and nimble!
Make no mistake, that was Systema!
You guys know a lot about this.
But he wasn't paying attention. Hayate!
Y-Yes!
I bet you don't know what just happened.
Oh no, Ayasaki-kun!
Don't let her land a hit to your chest!
How strange. The attacks don't feel that strong, but...
I... can't... stand...
Hayate-kun!
What the?
Ayasaki-kun went down as easily as a child.
How's that possible when he's so much bigger?
It's how she attacked.
How she attacked?
Systema is called Russia's Aikidou.
By evading the attack
and changing direction, you can deal massive damage.
As demonstrated,
if you attack by throwing your energy downward,
you can upset your opponent's balance.
I see.
Commentary Play-By-Play
But even if you understand the moves,
you have to practice hard to make them work.
You're in a spot, Ayasaki-kun.
You sound like a commentator in a martial arts manga.
I get it. I get it, Tsugumi-san.
I understand you have an incredible skill. So please...
Are you going to tell me you give up?
Huh?
After what I endured on the bike...
I must take revenge for yesterday's embarrassment right now!
Her attacks aren't strong,
but the pain reaches my bones...
That's also a Systema move!
Damage is felt directly by his bones!
It's as the commentator says.
Those like you without special training cannot
defend themselves against Systema!
I'm not done yet!
Hey... Let's stop this now.
You understand everything. Right, Miss Nagi?
What are you saying?
My Hayate shouldn't crumble under some Russian martial arts move!
Go Hayate! Die before you lose!
Oh... I haven't felt like this in a while...
It's the same feeling as before...
Dance! Dance until your feet don't touch the ground!
I will never forget the shame you put me through!
Die!
Shoot! If this keeps up, I'll really...
Stop! Hayate-kun will die!
Commentary Play-By-Play
Oh no! We'll also...
...keep morphing more and more into
martial arts manga commentators!
Shoot.
I have no choice. If she's going to keep coming at me
with Russian martial arts...
And here's the killer blow!
I'm going to counter with
an ancient Japanese martial arts move!
Is it coming?
Ketaguri
Ketaguri!
Huh? Um, wait!
That was too much, Hayate-kun.
You went too far.
She's just a child.
Huh? What? What?
Ow! It hurts!
Sorry! Are you hurt?
You're naive, Hayate Ayasaki!
Tricks are the norm in battle.
You relax and you lose!
How dare you do that to Hayate!
Ouch! Big sister!
Shut up! You're not my sister!
But you can live here for the time being.
Okay?
Big sister...
Shut up!
You're in no place to call me "big sister."
Well... But... You know.
That Systema stuff is really cool.
Can you teach it to me sometime?
Y-Yes! Maybe I will teach you!
Don't talk down to me, you idiot! Idiot!
Teach us too!
Ruri Tsugumi
Did you enjoy night two of "Hayate No Gotoku!"?
What's happened to Katsura?
She should have cooled down by now.
Wasn't Ruri Tsugumi strong?
She's a one-woman Systema machine!
She was in there throughout the commercial break.
But what is her agenda?
I hope she's straightened up a bit.
Intriguing, isn't it?
I doubt it.
And we'll have a new twist next week.
Never.
Not happening.
That character you've all been waiting for will finally appear!
What sort of romance will develop?
Where's the sake?
Whoa!
-She's alive!
-Are you all right?
What awful things will happen to me next?
How dare you trick me, Ayasaki-kun!
Stay tuned!
Caught!
Caught again!
Let's pack the snow down, this time.
Okay!
Got it.
Look forward to it!
Let's do this!
Yay!